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New Parents Backpack Crate

Hello new Parents! This crate includes everything the new parent needs for their unique journey. Starting with a high-quality Backpack Diaper Bag, ready to be filled with all the included essentials needed for them to be the best Parents in the world! To be opened with the included Crowbar! 

Massive 13 Inch Wooden Crate

New Parent Essentials

  • Red Bull... 2 cans!
  • Perky Jerky
  • Jolt Gum
  • 5-hour Energy Drinks... 2 bottles!
  • Sunflower Seeds

Baby Essentials

  • Diaper Backpack
  • Pacifier Pouch
  • Baby blanket
  • Changing pad
  • Mustachifier
  • Baby wipes
  • Sippy cup

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Items ship in an impressive wooden crate, with no bows, no ribbons, and no instructions. Diapers not included. But the Crowbar is!